Saturday, September 26, 2009

Super Me

You know that song...the one by Brad Paisley, I think...the ones that says "I'm so much cooler online?" Well, I've been thinking....that might be true for most of us. Me, included. I like to keep it real.

But, what you don't know about me is the fantasy super hero that lives in brain. No, not Adele, the wicked evil step-sister of Estelle (AKA my brain tumor), that makes me go crazy. She lives in my brain, too. I guess it's pretty crowded up in there. No, I'm talking about Super Sher.


You see, in my mind, I am always quick witted, and funny, and always know exactly the right thing to say at the right moment. I never have insanely embarrassing anxiety attacks and start sweating like a pig and stuttering like Porky whenever someone so much as asks me what time it is.

I also can do a whole bunch of really cool ninja moves. And I can beat up bad guys. Sometimes, I have dreams that I'm being chased by bad guys. And I can always save the day by whipping my smooth moves, and using my Jedi ninja mind powers to fight them.

And I can fly. That needs no explanation. Flying is super cool.

And I can control people's thought and actions with my mind. And hear other people's thoughts. And I can do stuff really fast, like the Flash.

And of course, everyone likes me because, well, I'm awesome.

So, how about you? Do you have any imaginary super powers?

16 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Man, I need a better imagination!

Devri said...

Who I am on my blog is who you see, no powers here, altough I do once in awhile fight for followers.. You rock you superhero girl you!

2busy said...

I love Brad Paisley. I know the song. I try not to tell of all my coolness online, I share the not so cool stuff, too.

You are funny. I enjoyed this post.

Teri said...

So funny! I think we all have imaginary super powers, or at least wannabe powers. Hmm, leaping tall buildings in a single bound could freakin' rock!

Rachel Sue said...

The ability to turn off my sense of smell at will. That would really come in handy. . .

DeNae said...

Near as I can tell, you can do ALL of these things.

My super power is ticking off Middle School faculty and staff members via e-mail. Yep. Been saving the day again -- in reverse.

Hope you're feeling better!

Hugs and smooches!
DeNae

Kado! said...

i like to think I can read minds....oh and I know for sure I can see what my kids are doing even if i really can't "see" them! ;)

wendy said...

I always knew you were a Super Hero. Lucky!!!
As for me, I'll just let people go on believing that I am incredibly awesome by reading my blog -----
to meet me-----would be a let down.
If I HAD super powers, it would allow me to eat all the things I love and not get PUDGY.
and I'd be able to DANCE----(I have No co-ordination. Walking without banging into things is extremely difficult for me.
I know, it is my cross to bear----along with being pudgy.

M-Cat said...

It would be so cool to have some sort of super power, like Barbara Eden in I dream of Jeannie. She could just blink her eyes and IT was done. That would be cool. But then the words from Spiderman always haunt me. With great power comes great responsiblity. I am SO NOT responsible. I think I better stick with my lame, pathetic little life.

xoxoxo

Nick and Stacey said...

I like to think I am super awesome in my head...but never seem to say the right thing when it comes out also! I just don't have an awesome was of describing my brain awesomeness like you!

Motherboard said...

My super powers know no bounds.

I'm just cool like that!

xoxo

Susan Berlien (warmchocmilk) said...

Oh I totally can fly....in my dreams. Sometimes I think I really can. Shhhhh.

tiburon said...

None of mine are imaginary. They are all real.

Let's go to an all-you-can-eat buffet. I will show you what I can do.

Rebecca said...

Are you sure you're not talking about me?

Amberlynn said...

Sher! I have been SUCH a bad friend!!! I haven't peaked at your blog lately. And now it is 1:19 a.m. and I have been reading your blog for the past half hour. First of all, I feel so angry at myself for not knowing that you have been sick. I kept scrolling down, to find out what is wrong (and also see how far behind I am on your life) and instead have been reading every post I come across. I am steaming mad that someone has been writing hurtful comments! It makes me want to kick the crap out of them. That is SO rude and hurtful!! Ignore that dumb person. We ALL LOVE you! I'm gonna have to call you so we can chat. I have so much to ask you. Plus I want to let you know I'm moving back to UT for in Jan. for 6 mo. while Judd deploys to Japan. I was thinking we could have a weekly playgroup. I would LOVE to get together with everyone and their kiddos. BUT, I want to know how you are doing FIRST!!! We need to talk. I'll be calling you soon. Love ya heaps!
Amberlynn

AS Amber said...

Wait. Have I stumbled upon Edward Cullen's blog? It sounds to me like you're a vampire. You're certainly good looking enough!

My super powers are my relatives. Considering my maiden name is...Powers :)